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or, It Doesn't Matter if You're Blog or White
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Huzzah!
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Thursday, February 28, 2013
Thoughts on Super Bowl Ads, By an Eastern European
The Livonia Presidential Palace/Cardboard Heap |
Monday, October 11, 2010
Embarrassment and White Guilt
Walking past this building, I said to myself, “I’ll have to eat at this restaurant one of these nights”.
Then I noticed the sign on the building: “IMAN Cultural Center”. Embarrassment and white guilt followed.
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Things That Are Hard to Believe About Judge Vaughn Walker
On Wednesday, California Federal Judge Vaughn Walker ruled Proposition 8 unconstitutional. But who is Vaughn Walker? Here’s a list of the things I recently learned about Walker that are hard to believe:
- Walker is a Republican
- Walker is gay
- There is such thing as a gay Republican
- He’s not taken – Seriously ladies, why haven’t you jumped all over this guy?
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Hicks: Like Hipsters, but Without iPhones
I’m not new to destructive redneck behavior. After all, I did grow up in Lodi, California, a town know for crazy, white trash idiots, and for being the inspiration for the Creedence Clearwater Revival song “Lodi (is Full of Crazy, White Trash Idiots)”. But a yard sale I saw Friday in sophisticated Culver City really took the hillbilly cake.
Some of the unsurprisingly insane things at this bazaar included:
- The man conducting all business shirtless
- His lady friend complaining as she scratched off “the worst lotto tickets in my life”
- The trailer they likely live out off
- The “yard” of said yard sale being in the parking lot of a medical marijuana dispensary
- While demonstrating the power of an aluminum bat, the gentleman hit a softball onto the freeway
Thursday, July 29, 2010
A Wise Tagline Once Said: Life is for Living
Yesterday was one of my more crippling-depressiony days: I ran out of milk, bit my tongue, and found out that Law & Order had been cancelled two months ago.
“I swear”
Naturally, I decided to kill myself. So down I went to Bob’s Noose and Prescription Painkiller Shoppe, but alas, it’s closed on Wednesdays. This made me more depressed, and therefore, in a cruel twist of fate, more suicidal.
I wondered if my choice was a bit brash, so as I walked, I looked for a sign to show me I was wrong about the meaninglessness of life. At the corner, a tough gang-banger helped an old woman onto the bus; across the street, a man pulled a baby from a runaway stroller, saving it from a speeding truck; in front of me, models handed out free tickets to the blowjob booth at AdultCon. Nope, I couldn’t find a single thing to compel me to give life one more shot. Off a-suicidin’ I went.
But then, salvation appeared to me, in the form of a bus stop poster for the upcoming Zac Efron film, Charlie St. Cloud:
Specifically, salvation appeared as the tagline on this poster, “Life is for living”. Never before had I heard a mantra for existence put so elegantly. It was simple, yet, philosophically, as deep as Zac Efron’s emerald green eyes. Just four simple words: Life. Is. For. LIVING. Mind you, I have no desire to actually see Charlie St. Cloud. From everything I know about the film (see above poster), I assume it’s a cross between The Notebook and Smallville, minus Rachel McAdams and superpowers (basically, the only two things I will watch, read, or join a message board for).
I’ve spent countless hours with this picture.
But I do owe a “thank you” to Charlie St. Cloud: The Poster for giving me a new lease on life. The least everyone who reads this can do is go and buy a ticket to Charlie St. Cloud: The Movie.
Plus, Ray Liotta’s in the movie, so hopefully, it won’t be totally gay.